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Patton Oswalt wants to use THE FOOT FIST WAY to insert RATATOUILLE down all of your throats next Monday!

Hey folks, Harry here... I know I've already announced this screening, but Patton wanted to personally reach out and yank you in the general direction of this movie. SO... here he is...

“Patton Oswalt here. How are you? Oh God, that’s terrible.

Maybe this will cheer you up. Disney/Pixar and Paramount Vantage are letting me screen a pair of movies in Austin this coming Monday.

The first one, at 7pm, is RATATOUILLE. That’s the new Pixar movie. It’s directed by Brad Bird, who did TROLL 2, ANOTHER 9/12 WEEKS and that video for Whitesnake with the girl from BACHELOR PARTY. I play the lead role — a rat who wants to be a gourmet chef. This one’s going to get shown at the Alamo Drafthouse Downtown. It’s definitely all-ages, so bring the family. I am very proud and excited to be part of this movie — the third truly “great” film I’ve been involved with, after MAGNOLIA and DOWN PERISCOPE.

Plus, it’s a Pixar film directed by Brad Bird, which is like having a motorcycle that you can also eat and it tastes like Cheetos.

I’ll answer questions afterward, and it will be a lot of fun.

Then, at 10pm, you can meet me at the Alamo Drafthouse Lamar, where I’ll screen THE FOOT FIST WAY. I am in no way involved with this brilliant film. It was directed by Jody Hill, and written by Hill, Danny R. McBride and Ben Best. It stars McBride (along with Hill and Best) as a tae kwon do instructor whose life spins out of control. Adam McKay and Will Ferrell are releasing it next year, but they’re letting me show it now. I think Will thinks I’m Jack Black or something.

FOOT FIST WAY is the most recent great comedy I’ve seen. Like REPO MAN, RUSHMORE, DAZED AND CONFUSED, GROUNDHOG DAY and the British OFFICE, it’s confident, patient, non-needy, irresponsible and hilarious. Truly original and special. PLEASE do not bring the kids.

I’ve had some of my best movie-watching experiences seeing films in Austin. So this is very exciting for me, to get to show them at the two Alamo locations, and watch them with you guys. I hope you can make it out.”

Thanks, guys!

PATTON

For more info on the RATATOUILLE screening Click Here

For more info on THE FOOT FIST WAY screening Click Here

On a more personal note... THE FOOT FIST WAY, to me, was way more funnier than NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. Cuz, THE FOOT FIST WAY has way more skillz!

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Looks good!
by Mace Tofu
Jun 5th, 2007
07:58:55 PM
Hopefully...
by tehgreekhammer
Jun 5th, 2007
08:25:20 PM
Patton Oswalt Sez George Bush Hates Me
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 5th, 2007
08:28:49 PM
I love teh Patton.
by Anna Valerious
Jun 5th, 2007
08:29:52 PM
Another CGI craptacular...
by Vaders Catheter
Jun 5th, 2007
08:36:39 PM
Vaders Catheter- It was made by Brad Bird thats why
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 5th, 2007
08:41:44 PM
Looking forward to this
by Silverglade
Jun 5th, 2007
09:30:36 PM
Preach on, Vaders Catheter!
by colematthews
Jun 5th, 2007
09:40:45 PM
This movie was a meh until I read that...
by ArcadianDS
Jun 5th, 2007
10:16:10 PM
The Incredibles and Iron Giant were great films period
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 5th, 2007
10:43:36 PM
Lack of Hype Actually
by MediaNerd
Jun 5th, 2007
11:07:28 PM
The Incredibles was awesome
by Ruddy Heck
Jun 5th, 2007
11:12:45 PM
wow that sounded a lot like neil cumpston
by lloydfromentourage
Jun 5th, 2007
11:15:18 PM
Sarcasm
by JaggedSac
Jun 5th, 2007
11:18:59 PM
Aw, Patton, I'll drive ya. I have AC and pot!
by Horseflesh
Jun 5th, 2007
11:33:17 PM
it probably won't be as good as monster house...
by jig98
Jun 5th, 2007
11:51:26 PM
So hungry I could eat a grown man's ass...
by Henamonster
Jun 6th, 2007
12:13:31 AM
Leave it to the internet...
by colematthews
Jun 6th, 2007
12:16:52 AM
Iron Giant is probably my favourite animated movie...
by Jakes Nel
Jun 6th, 2007
08:01:05 AM
Cheetos?
by PullMyFinger
Jun 6th, 2007
09:03:53 AM
Brad Bird's...
by gengrievous82
Jun 6th, 2007
09:25:44 AM
Did Spence just slam the American Office?
by Borgnine JR
Jun 6th, 2007
09:40:52 AM
which is like having a motorcycle that you can also eat
by Darwyn
Jun 6th, 2007
04:04:39 PM
Is this HTML?
by Darwyn
Jun 6th, 2007
04:06:28 PM
Saw it Sundance - It's hilarious
by Rollo Tomassi
Jun 6th, 2007
06:35:43 PM
BTW
by Rollo Tomassi
Jun 6th, 2007
06:36:23 PM
Trailer?
by Darwyn
Jun 7th, 2007
10:20:33 AM
Something was funnier than Napoleon Dynamite?
by Stalin vs Predator
Jun 14th, 2007
10:01:41 AM
So this McBride guy was just on Conan...
by Burgundy82
Feb 27th, 2008
12:47:20 AM
Also...
by Burgundy82
Feb 27th, 2008
12:47:41 AM
Also Also...
by Burgundy82
Feb 27th, 2008
01:50:05 AM

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